web design man

The credit for these jokes this time go to: Staten Island web design Most of these jokes are things that web designers can relate to.   Why did t...

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Web Design Jokes Part II

bodybuilder chart

  I was asking my fitness instructor on how to get a good v line. He replies, it takes a lot of waiting. It took me a moment to get the joke, but...

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Demotivational Gym Jokes

arrogant worms

We live in a world where the pizza man gets to your house before the cops do.   After being choked to death, which body part in the female body r...

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Arrogant Jokes Part 4

funny tv quote

Promotion! Grab your Verizon FIOS promo code and get access to the Fios Quantum TV.   Quotes:   “It actually makes perfect sense if yo...

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Funny TV Quotes

dog training jokes

  Why can’t Dalmations play hide and seek? Because they get spotted every time.   What did the dog say when he crossed the rocky road?...

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Funny Dog Jokes

Carpet Cleaning

One day an unemployed man applies for a janitor position for Calgary carpet cleaning. The HR team does an interview with him to see if he would be sui...

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The Carpet Cleaner Position

I can cut your hair too

  A man was walking down the street when he noticed three girls with very beautiful hair. He walked past the first one and asked “How did y...

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Worst Haircuts

Dark Worm Humor

What’s the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Hitler couldn’t end a race.   There were 5 men in a prison cell talking to e...

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Dark Worm Humor

marriage

Socrates once said: By all means, get a wife. If you find a good person to marry, you’ll be happy, but if you find a bad person, then you’...

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Wedding Jokes